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What does the Logs say - Parody

dannemca — Fri, 04 Aug 2023 14:31:40 GMT

Happy Friday all!!!

I get inspired by a joke today.

Do you know the music The Fox (What does the fox say) from Ylvis?

Now you know.

I have done my own version of it. It just the lyrics, so I am wondering if we have some musicians (an I know we have many) to make it real.

Here you go:

RAM goes hung Disk goes slow No more cores And host goes dope Low response Errors spikes And the traffic is going down The chef is mad The users pissed And then the pager: “POW POW POW” What is the matter? That no one knows What does the logs say? "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" What the logs say? "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" What the logs say? "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" What the logs say? "Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!" What the logs say? S-R-E Total calm will found out with Dynatrace All the traces And metrics Will tell us the history The SLO Still in green Let’s use our error budget Let’s start to fix our root cause Which was found easily with D-D-DQL D-D-DQL D-D-DQL That are all stored at the Gra-gra-gra-g-grail Gra-gra-gra-g-grail Gra-gra-gra-g-grail What does the logs say? "Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow! Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!" What the logs say? "Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow! Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!" What the logs say? "A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee! A-hee-ahee ha-hee!" What the logs say? "A-oo-oo-oo-ooo! Woo-oo-oo-ooo!" What does the logs say? The power workflow Automate everything that was previously built with AutomationEgine What was the cause? We all now know With Dynatrace there’s no mystery Cloud done riiiiiight Davis is my guardian angel Powered with AI What is your excuse? (Wa-wa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do) Come to Dynatrace!! (Bay-budabud-dum-bam) Come to Dyna (Mama-dum-day-do) Come to Dyna, Come to Dynatrace (Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do)

It is Friday, you know? So let's laugh a bit.

Re: What does the Logs say - Parody

radek_jasinski — Mon, 07 Aug 2023 10:42:11 GMT

Made my day 😂

Re: What does the Logs say - Parody

Ana_Kuzmenchuk — Mon, 07 Aug 2023 10:51:07 GMT

Of course this is stuck in my head now 🙈 thanks, @dannemca !

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Radoslaw_Szulgo — Mon, 07 Aug 2023 11:18:44 GMT

That's what you call someone "Sick with Dynatrace" 😄

Re: What does the Logs say - Parody

fstekelenburg — Wed, 09 Aug 2023 08:20:28 GMT

Do you already have a demo? 🙂🎸🥁

Re: What does the Logs say - Parody

rgarzon1 — Sun, 14 Sep 2025 02:13:56 GMT

i was using Suno Today and just remember this post. I think that now you can do this a real song. some examples
Ver - 1

Ver - 2

I took the liberty of using the lyrics. I listened to the song a few times, it's catchy. Thank you very much Made my day

Re: What does the Logs say - Parody

dannemca — Mon, 15 Sep 2025 18:46:44 GMT

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Hahaha, I didnt knew Suno at the time I posted this here and totally forgot to get back here once presented to the tool.

You did a great job with that prompt, loved the versions... the first one got me better, but sadly it is shortned to 1min only.