Happy Friday all!!!
I get inspired by a joke today.
Do you know the music The Fox (What does the fox say) from Ylvis?
Now you know.
I have done my own version of it. It just the lyrics, so I am wondering if we have some musicians (an I know we have many) to make it real.
Here you go:
RAM goes hung
Disk goes slow
No more cores
And host goes dope
Low response
Errors spikes
And the traffic is going down
The chef is mad
The users pissed
And then the pager: “POW POW POW”
What is the matter?
That no one knows
What does the logs say?
"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the logs say?
"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
What the logs say?
"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
What the logs say?
"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
What the logs say?
S-R-E
Total calm
will found out
with Dynatrace
All the traces
And metrics
Will tell us the history
The SLO
Still in green
Let’s use our error budget
Let’s start to fix
our root cause
Which was found easily with
D-D-DQL
D-D-DQL
D-D-DQL
That are all stored at the
Gra-gra-gra-g-grail
Gra-gra-gra-g-grail
Gra-gra-gra-g-grail
What does the logs say?
"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"
What the logs say?
"Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!"
What the logs say?
"A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!"
What the logs say?
"A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!"
What does the logs say?
The power workflow
Automate everything
that was previously built
with AutomationEgine
What was the cause?
We all now know
With Dynatrace there’s no mystery
Cloud done riiiiiight
Davis is my guardian angel
Powered with AI
What is your excuse?
(Wa-wa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do)
Come to Dynatrace!! (Bay-budabud-dum-bam)
Come to Dyna (Mama-dum-day-do) Come to Dyna, Come to Dynatrace
(Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do)
It is Friday, you know? So let's laugh a bit.
Site Reliability Engineer @ Kyndryl
